A Random Gtalk conversation

In law school time hangs sometimes. And when time decides to slow down the side-effects are possible boredom or clarity of thought. X finds himself in the middle of one such afternoon.

X :  In the name of the hypothesis that floats in the sky, you have some modesty I must say.

Y: U and ur sarcasm.

X: No, seriously. You really think I care? You actually thought I am jealous?

Y: I dont noe.

X : Naah. Dont say that. You know very well actually. Talk of drakes and peas.

Y:U think u are too cool na? Too good for all dis?

X: No, no. Keep your fantasies.Lying through your teeth is courtsey. Hypocrisy is diplomacy. Manupulation is friendship.Why not? I mean look at the potential of such a school of thought. You can even justify ratification of your antics by your hypothesis if you continue in this manner.

Y:Y r u doing dis?

X: You actually want to know?

Y : yes.

X : For starters I hate the way you spell your words.

Y : kk. ne thing else?

X : Oh, I hate myself too.

Y: Why is that?

X : For actually liking something that walks, looks, talks and hey even thinks like a pig. That makes me 1/1000 th of a pig too. Dratted pig-loving dolt I am. :(

Y : R u done?

X : Yes, mostly.

Y : wat else?

X: Have I mentioned that I am allergic to pigs now?

Y : U realize it is u who is bein demeaned not me. Go nd sleep. R u drunk by any chance?

X : Fools drink. Bloody waste of resources if you ask me. God gave THC and man made ethyl alcohol. I can choose, thank you.

Y : u are drunk?

X: ?????

Y: srry, didnt see.okay.

X: Nah, dont be sorry, its not your fault. You can hardly choose which species you are born into.

Y : gn

X : Some one called?

Y : Yes.

X : Wait lemme guess, its the one who looks the male version of you isnt it?

Y: Its my dad.

X : No offence but technically I am still correct. Sometimes even I am amazed at my ingenuinity.

Y : i hav to go nw.

X :  Tell me what do people like you feel at junctures such as this?

Y : What do u feel?

X : Grateful.

Y: for?

X : For deliverance from the living hell I have been subjected to. I feel like a tiny bug in the centre of infiniteness. I feel FREE. I feel HAPPY.

Y : good for you.

X : I know. Thanks for endorsement anyway. You think like the balloon zombies in Plants v Zombies. You feel you are at the top of the world before you are blown away.

Y: Wat??????

X: Dont worry your pretty head over such idiotic things. I am sure you have much more intellectually stimulating pursuits lined up like choosing the color of your 31st pair of shoes or checking whether piggyman has texted or not. Or even debating.

Y: i dnt debate.

X: No, you do. I mean the other day I was listening to you and your girlfriend talking and it was like you were ready to cut each other's throats because you two couldnt agree on whether 2+2= 3 or 5.

Y: Dont talk to me again.

X : I am sure I will cry my heart out, missing you and all. Slashing my wristings, no?

Y : plz dont joke about dese things. bye. gn.

X : I thought you liked all these, what do you call it, Romanticism.By the way, I was joking all along. I didnt mean to hurt you and all.

 

X: Seriously.

 

X: Naah. I was just pulling your leg. I meant it all. Oh parting advice, you sound very erudite till the moment you open your mouth. Keep it up. Your lower jaw I mean.

 

X: Okay. I will be off. 

Author's Note

Is it worth continuing this series

Reviews

[Fabio_Cassilias]

hahaa U know what it sarted off very well.
The more i read it the more i had to read.
i love it.
Cant wait really bring it on..
the start i was like wtf with certain words and your spelling mistakes but obviously u done it on purposely..let me know love to read some more.

[ankita]

ya absolutely..it is...interesting..:)