Chapter Two ( I sea you've made it this far )

Where am I? Given what was said in the previous chapter I'd imagine a pirate ship or island. So, I'm on a pirate adventure. Arrr(e) you happy now? Yikes, 'arrr'. This chapter must be changing my dialect a little bit. Before we know it, I'll be calling you 'bucko', bucko. Oh dear. Everything is going to get out of hand quite quickly so I'm going to tell you what I see right now. I'm seeing...well I can only really see what I am told to because my life has been spent on a single page, spent in the darkness of being under a cover. I am the least experiences person to know what a pirate ship looks like. Lets make a list of what I think should be on the list-of-shipy-things-and-other-such-items. Everyone likes lists! 

• Two unfathomably tall masts complete with sails that look like Goliath has put his bed sheets out to dry? Check
• One ridiculously named 'poop' deck? Hehe I said deck. Check
• Cannons! Sorry, I  just got a bit excited by all of this. Check
• A plank (Every good ship has one)? Check
• The rest of the ship? Check

Excellent! We have our setting. Its sort of lonely though, just me and you, cruisin' through the big wide blue. Hey that rhymes! I should have been born a poem book I swear. Hey, wait! I see someone! AHOY THERE ME HEARTY ( That's pirate speak for Hello. I'm so bi lingual) 
"Who be ye?" The pirate says.
" I be....whats my name again?" I say. No no no no no. The rules of a book are that these things (") mean speech between characters and now I just asked the pirate what my nam 
"I don't know, I asked you!" He shouts.