Prem assured? Hijacked elation!

Football, premiership, rivals, rivalry

The league is never over

Until game thirty eight

Topping at week one

Does not make you great

Three points clear at Christmas

And you shouldn't celebrate

If you're still sat there at easter

That's good, but not checkmate

But don't book your open top bus

You'd be naive to assume

As twist and turns are coming

And disappointments loom

No medals are given at Christmas

So don't build a trophy room

Prepare for the worst and

May you house be filled with gloom