Geek Chic Unique

A poetic subject that will reach few and appeal to even less. One for all you Programmers out there...

I want to be a programmer

and skip through fields (in recordsets)

I want to handle errors

and do until criteria is met

I want to declare variables

and chose interesting names of my own

I'll do all my coding so neatly

I'll never see' variable not known'

for n equals 1 to 5 next n

If then else end if

I'll loop through controls on a form

change properties of each and end with

What heights I will reach in my head

What depths I will see over time

It's one thing to get your rocks off in programming

It's another to publicise in rhyme

Author's Note

Please punish me for my sins to poetry