Victory day in Manchester May 14th 2011

If a war broke out between the Mancs and the Scouse,

I'd be planning and fighting with blues in my house.

If a battle commenced twix North and South,

I wouldn't hear the accent from the Scousers mouth.

If the red heads in skirts invaded our land,

the Cockneys and I would fight hand in hand.

If the Frogs crossed the waters to spoil our isle,

I'd fight with the celts to protect every mile.

When Europe was set up on by the German stench,

we stood up together and fought with the French.

Lay down your arms you bigoted fools; stop your dividing before stupidity rules.

Lets all stand together as brothers as one, and kick in the Martians, alien scum.

Craig Thomas ©

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If the Frogs crossed the waters to spoil our isle,
I'd fight with the celts to protect every mile.

LOL, This part is so cute, I really like this write. Amazing write!