Itchy Scratchy

one of the two things that I know,

is that I itch like a m**********r

whenever I'm with you

the other thing that I know,

is that there's plenty of s**t that I don't know

I don't know if I like the itch,

I don't know if your skin is as soft as it looks,

I don't know what you look like when you're laying in bed

I'd like to find out, though