Good taste

Sharks don’t bite in the night, my neighbor said to me

But he was wrong and didn’t live long, while fishing out at sea

By the pale moon light he got a bite, half way up to his knee

He started to shout and thrash about, he complained about his loss

He turned bright red as the sharks said: "What a wonderful sauce"

Then the sharks took him up to his chin and used his laces for dental floss

Reviews

[MCS]

A little dark and twisted, but I couldn’t help chuckling while I read. :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Morbidly hilarious!...........And in very bad taste, which I love.