Regarding Matters of Sex

Its all in the perspective.

 

When it comes to matters of sex

 

A woman is like an 18 wheeler

A man is like a motorcyle

 

An 18 wheeeler takes a long time to get rolling 

But then is unstoppable and steams along powerfully

 

A motorcycle warms up quicky, makes a lot of noise, takes off fast, and then wonders where the hell the 18 wheeler went! 

Author's Note

Agree?

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

An eighteen wheeler ..........with all the comforts of a high class lady's boudoir intact, and her experience tucked inside the "glove box" - waiting to shift into overdrive at a moment's notice - like, "Baby, how about pouring me another drink of ....................ummmm, that certainly does feel good and tantalizes my highly aroused taste buds.......oh yes, YOWZA!!!
I like it! That eighteen wheeler can leave that motorcycle in the dust, especially if the driver has lots of driving experience.........lol

[soliloquy]

Thank you Sheila....... I'm sure your driving skills are first rate. This comment made me laugh AND think nice thoughts too.

[Sweets]

I don't get it o.o

[soliloquy]

Men like to 'get right at it'.....where as woman usually like sex slower and more deliberate. An 18 wheeler is slow...but powerful. like a woman

[Sweets]

oh lol alrighty =3
I get it now xD
thanks !

[soliloquy]

:0) Do you agree?

[Sweets]

maybe!

[Mic]

Definitely depends on perception. Some might consider one, sport... and the other, task. The eighteen wheeler more apt to be in it for the long haul, regardless. Ha!

Good thought.

[soliloquy]

Thanks! I appreciate you taking the time.

[Ees]

haha, pretty good.
Sounds like something my favorite customer, Joe would tell me. Well done.

[soliloquy]

Thanks so much......hugs

[Ees]

no problem
truth.