Regarding Matters of Sex

Its all in the perspective.

 

When it comes to matters of sex

 

A woman is like an 18 wheeler

A man is like a motorcyle

 

An 18 wheeeler takes a long time to get rolling 

But then is unstoppable and steams along powerfully

 

A motorcycle warms up quicky, makes a lot of noise, takes off fast, and then wonders where the hell the 18 wheeler went! 

Author's Note

Agree?

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

An eighteen wheeler ..........with all the comforts of a high class lady's boudoir intact, and her experience tucked inside the "glove box" - waiting to shift into overdrive at a moment's notice - like, "Baby, how about pouring me another drink of ....................ummmm, that certainly does feel good and tantalizes my highly aroused taste buds.......oh yes, YOWZA!!!
I like it! That eighteen wheeler can leave that motorcycle in the dust, especially if the driver has lots of driving experience.........lol

[soliloquy]

Thank you Sheila....... I'm sure your driving skills are first rate. This comment made me laugh AND think nice thoughts too.

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

HA! This made me laugh out loud! I am the worst about getting over to review lately, but wanted to come by NOW as I just got your FR. Thanks for that - Shelley

[soliloquy]

Thanks! I liked writing this.

[Tree]

lol this was great. And there is truth to this, you just hope that sooner or later a man gets wise to this, parks his bike, and climbs his a*s into the cab

[soliloquy]

With any luck.....

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm more of a 4X4 pickup with brass balls hanging off the rear bumper.

[soliloquy]

Good to know

[That_Guy]

lmao

[Laia Ramirez]

What the hell? Brass balls? Where the f**k do you get those?

[Baby Ricochet]

You've never seen truck nuts?

[That_Guy]

Laia you're missing out

[That_Girl]

Whaaaa? NO! omg google it Laia!

[Laia Ramirez]

No... lol are they seriously popular?

I'm on it. Haha

[soliloquy]

ummm. remember me?

[That_Guy]

and you are?..

[That_Girl]

lol why do you keep asking? Of course we remember you!

[Laia Ramirez]

I think guys should put them on their bicycles.... far more impressive that way...

[That_Girl]

Hahahah I love you Lay.

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm going to put a set on a tricycle

[That_Girl]

lmao nice Baby.

[Laia Ramirez]

Haaa... I know. :)

[Nautili]

lol.....i like it.

[soliloquy]

Thank you sweetheart...

[Steven]

Yes, when they're both 18 ;). I'd lose "hard to stop," it's contradictory. Nice write.

[soliloquy]

thank you....i made a change. :0)

[Steven]

Lol, that's a little better. Why not just end the line with "powerfully?". Most good edits come by an eraser, not a pen.

[soliloquy]

ok.....thanks once again.

[That_Guy]

I'm more of a muscle car that you start up and let it warm up admiring it's shape and gleam all while listening to it's power anticipating the ride to come. haha.

Good analogy, women are amazing powerful and beautiful things. (and noisy and annoying occasionally, and act like they own the road, and can be intimidating... much like an 18 wheeler.) jk ladies please don't hurt me

[That_Girl]

Good lord almighty.... no more feeding your ego, babe. Hell no.

[soliloquy]

Thank you! I agree.

[That_Guy]

it's too late for that baby girl I'm on a roll.

No problem

[That_Girl]

Greeeeeeat. This shouldbe fun.

[soliloquy]

Hey! Remember me?

[That_Girl]

Huh? lol yes, I remember you..... silly

[Reneé H]

I definitely agree! Epic!

[soliloquy]

Cute.....lol

[Reneé H]

:P

[That_Girl]

I agree... unless the guy can't get it up. Then he's a children's tricycle. XD

[That_Guy]

Hey I've done some amazing things with Tricycles!

[That_Girl]

lol lovely

[Victoria Elizabeth]

the way my mom and dad express their love.....priceless

[That_Girl]

Gotta look at his review for the full effect.

[Victoria Elizabeth]

ohhhh i see

[That_Guy]

i think she's mad at my V. haha

[Victoria Elizabeth]

daddy what did you do

[That_Guy]

My ego might have gotten to big for her to handle

[Victoria Elizabeth]

Daddy your ego is never to big to handle

[That_Guy]

That's what I thought. This must be one of those cases where I don't know what I did then. Tell your Mum how I love her.

[Victoria Elizabeth]

I will don't worry! She's not mad at you..don't worry

[That_Guy]

Thanks princess

[Victoria Elizabeth]

your welcome dad btw when am i gonna get that purple flying unicorn? I can't wait for ever

[That_Guy]

I gave it to your Mum to give to you

[That_Girl]

And yet you keep feeding it V. Bad girl! ;)

Tell me yourself Jon. Or is your ego too big to handle that? ;)

[Victoria Elizabeth]

im sorry it kept making sound like it was hungry!! I killed it!!!! :( I buried it next to gabe the hobo

[That_Girl]

Grrrr Gabe the damn hobo... f*****g a*****e...

[Victoria Elizabeth]

i know that's why i killed him

[That_Guy]

i cough lovcough youcough

so that's where that f****r went....

[That_Guy]

sorry for the language princess, but that hobo... he deserved worse

[Victoria Elizabeth]

yeah right next to the nasty pedophile that tried to touch me the wrong way...i broke his f****n neck lol

[Victoria Elizabeth]

hey its ok...i have a really bad gnikcuf potty mouth too...did you see what i did there?

[That_Girl]

I cough love cough you cough too. :)

I'd LOVE to have to beat the s**t out of him Jon.... you have no idea.

WHAT?!?!

[That_Guy]

I would love it just as much at this point.

V... you got someone I need to kill ?

and spelling it backwards is still cursing heh

[That_Girl]

Thanks. :)

I'm with you on this one Jon....

lol just a clever way

[Laia Ramirez]

Since when was Gabriel a hobo...? I was under the impression he was litter. :)

[That_Girl]

Hahahahaha nice. He is. And Victoria calls him Gabe the Hobo. Can't remember why...

V! Meet your Aunt Laia. :)

[Victoria Elizabeth]

Hey Aunt Laia and remember the first time i met you i told you that I was next to the hobo in your bathtub and you said his name was gabe and daddy know your good unless you count the girls at school

[That_Girl]

Ahahaha I remember now. :) Gabe isn't allowed in my bathtub anymore. ;)

[Victoria Elizabeth]

Yeah..mommy can you b***h somebody out for me?

[That_Girl]

Who hunny?

[Victoria Elizabeth]

never mind, i got it

[Ana Soo]

Lol, good one. Still, would like to be a jet.

[soliloquy]

Funny!