Regarding Matters of Sex

Its all in the perspective.

 

When it comes to matters of sex

 

A woman is like an 18 wheeler

A man is like a motorcyle

 

An 18 wheeeler takes a long time to get rolling 

But then is unstoppable and steams along powerfully

 

A motorcycle warms up quicky, makes a lot of noise, takes off fast, and then wonders where the hell the 18 wheeler went! 

Author's Note

Agree?

Reviews

[Sheila Kline]

An eighteen wheeler ..........with all the comforts of a high class lady's boudoir intact, and her experience tucked inside the "glove box" - waiting to shift into overdrive at a moment's notice - like, "Baby, how about pouring me another drink of ....................ummmm, that certainly does feel good and tantalizes my highly aroused taste buds.......oh yes, YOWZA!!!
I like it! That eighteen wheeler can leave that motorcycle in the dust, especially if the driver has lots of driving experience.........lol

[soliloquy]

Thank you Sheila....... I'm sure your driving skills are first rate. This comment made me laugh AND think nice thoughts too.

[SparrowSong]

Not sure what I was expecting when I opened this...this is fantastic, not going to say whether or not I agree, but it surely brought a giggle, I love it!

[soliloquy]

Thank you......i appreciate you taking the time.

[cloud]

Ha ha, there is a lot of truth in this. Nice comment on human nature.

[soliloquy]

A slight exaggeration.....but much truth in here....

[cloud]

;)

[KAOlmsted]

HA! Agree to a certain degree ;-) But that just might be my Pedigree...(sorry, I was on a roll)

Cute.

[soliloquy]

Thank you! And sorry for the late response...

[KAOlmsted]

No worries; you're welcome, it was a fun read.

[Jo March]

haha lovely, very true

[Becky C Strukamp]

OMG. this is awesome. Yes I do believe you hit a home run here. Love it!!

[soliloquy]

You are tOo kind sweetie.

[Becky C Strukamp]

Just saying it like it is..the facts Master ..just the facts...hugs

[soliloquy]

thanks hon.....

[barton smock]

I don't think a motorcycle can wonder.

[soliloquy]

ok.

[soliloquy]

Thank you for reading and commenting.

[Tasha]

Haha, this made me laugh the whole way through. It was also very clever.

[Alpris]

Hahahah I can neither confirm nor deny since I am of the homosexual variety; I did however, chuckle after reading this. Good humour, but from what my straight friends have told me, this kind of matches. Very funny, either way!

[soliloquy]

Thank you so much!! I appreciate that.

[Alpris]

No problem at all :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

interesting analogy.

[ms. barrie]

Lol, i love the humor in this and i find this very witty, and yes, truthful. I very much enjoyed reading this, and i needed a laugh today. Thanks for sharing :)

[soliloquy]

I am very happy to have made you laugh...and im glad you liked it.

[ms. barrie]

of course i liked it!! lol

[soliloquy]

And you agree with these thoughts? :0)

[ms. barrie]

maybe :)

[soliloquy]

sweet......

[ms. barrie]

or naughty lmfao. oops