Mrs. Popularity

just a little vented frustration

Such superficial aspirations
They plague you my dear
Tell me darling
Is your mind lonely?
No penny for a thought
For you cannot pay for nothing
Your imagination
So predictable and stereotypical
So dull and lacking
Much like your personality
Oh how you poke fun
At the unique and different
Though they have
The courage to be an original
Dear Barbie incarnate
I only wish to share the truth
You are as interesting as
The plastic doll you resemble.

Author's Note

Review please!! (ps if you are a popular, good for you. This was not meant to offend, just poking a little fun a some girls I know)

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Woooo, smack me upside the head with sarcasm then flip me over! Sounds like high school and beyond! Great one!!

[C.C. Marx]

Haha why thank you!!

[Frieda P]

t'was my pleasure, every now and then i need a slap ;-)

[N!LoC]

hahah.. you know i have friends... that are the epitome of MEAN GIRLS...i dont know how i managed to stay in that group... maybe because i am a guy.. and gay

[C.C. Marx]

Mean girls are the worst unless we are talking about the movie haah thanks for reviewing

[N!LoC]

hahah i was actually directly referring to my gal pals as the ones just like in the movie! .. to some extent ! but yeah.. after a while it gets old... and i then wonder why am i friends with them in the first place!

[C.C. Marx]

I know the feeling, why deal with there nastiness and hateful words when you find some much better people to be with....you earn a candy cane for reviewing :)

[TurtleClark]

I want to hand this to this chic on my bus and just be like have a nice life.

[C.C. Marx]

and maybe retitle it ode to a b***h because everyone like that title better

[TurtleClark]

I like both :)

[RachelReaper]

If you get the chance to read this in front of those girls, do it.

[C.C. Marx]

I was thinking about it, and retitling it (had some suggestions on this one) Ode to a B***h

[RachelReaper]

LOL that would work, to

[Lina Grey]

That is a great name. I think you should retitle it lol ;)

[C.C. Marx]

I'm considering it, your the third person to agree, maybe if a few more....:P

[AK]

Very nicely written:) I love the way you described a stereotypical popular girl:)) keep writing!

[C.C. Marx]

Thank you for the review, i definitely will :)

[AK]

:) my pleasure!

[Tina Kline]

Very nicely done. What you write here is so true. Seems like these people will always be with us, sadly, since they always have been. Bullies seem to turn up everywhere!

[C.C. Marx]

Yes they sure do!! Thanks for the reviee

[Owlgirl]

There is pretty much a whole lunch table like this in my cafeteria. Message me sometime if you wanna swap stories :P And this is perfect, honest and to the point. Great rythm as well. Clearly pinning down those Ms. Popularities.

[C.C. Marx]

Thanks!! I know a table like that its full of biotches, wannabes, and fakers and definitely will spill those stories girl :ppp

[Owlgirl]

xD There are a couple good people mixed in, but we definetly should

[C.C. Marx]

Those poor souls desperate to fit in......I pity them really they are missing out

[Admiral Kirk]

OMG. I NEED TO GIVE THIS TO THAT ONE GIRL, THIS ONE OTHER GIRL, AND TWIST IT AROUND A BIT AND GIVE IT TO THIS ONE OTHER GIRL.

OMG. ALL MY BULLIES ARE GIRLS. O.O

ANYWAY. Groovy poem... :P

[C.C. Marx]

Thanks!! Haha I can think of a few girls to give it too as well and maybe retitled it ode to a b***h :ppp

[Admiral Kirk]

lol yeah, great idea!!! :D lol

[C.C. Marx]

I thought it might be offensives so I didn't put it on here

[Admiral Kirk]

lol... :P Well I certainly would have enjoyed that... lol

[C.C. Marx]

Maybe I will consider renaming it then :pp

[Admiral Kirk]

YES. lol

[Circe]

yes I like it, definitely fits the description of certain people! just had to deal with some like them recently... it makes you want to ask, "are you for real?!" and we just brush it off, joke about it and move on.

[C.C. Marx]

Thank you for reviewing!! Trust me I know quite a few girls who you cant help but wanna stamp the word FAKE right on there forehead

[Circe]

hmmm.. I can think of some now.. with plastic surgery and all..

[C.C. Marx]

Haha yes!! Those girls got more plastic in them then the MFR