Short Shorts

SHORT SHORTS:

 

Above your knees

Below your butt

And teachers yell “Don’t wear them, PLEASE!”

Their cute and cut

 

Fridges rips and tears

They have them all

You have the most pair

Cause their always available at the mall

 

They can be cheap

Or a rip off

But you take and keep them anyway

Some aren’t even jeans, their made out of cloth

 

What a deal

These short shorts are

They can be so tight your skin will peel

But u wear them anyway from to the store to in a bar.

Author's Note

Haha, i got really bored one day when I came home from school being busted about my shorts being to short so I wrote this :)

Reviews

[Annie29]

Ha,
Ripped jeans are a 'problem' at my school too.
This reminded me of when I got caught.
Great job by the way (:

[Not A Writer]

Pretty random. I'm a guy so it's I would never relate too but good job in communicating that.

[eccath]

Yeah, you of all people can relate to that! I'm sure Mrs. Khone wouldn't go crazy for that! You should print it out and give it to her!

[sara]

lol yeaaa, and thxx :) :) :) i luuvv all of your guys poems too!!!

[mess of gorgeous chaos]

This especially reminds me off The Cone-ster, if you know who I'm talking about :) haha, love this, its so true