TrickA Story by Moody"This is my first attempt at writing something ressembling a short story after I was inspired by a Tumblr post a while ago."The magician pulled a thin red deck of cards from his breast pocket and started shuffling them on the cardboard table in front of him. “Gather around, people of the world!” he called out with a gravelly voice. “Come witness the mystery unravel before your eyes!” More and more passersby stopped to watch the man’s performance. Emily and Hugh Jass were among them. They elbowed through the small crowd up to the front. Hugh was very fond of magic tricks, especially when it came to cards. He bore an excited smile on his face, and had one hand holding his wife’s while she was resting her other hand on her abnormally protruding belly. She was expecting a triplet and hoping they’d come in different sexes (What? Don’t look at me, I’m just narrating). The magician was toying with the cards in majestic hand movements while explaining to the audience the basics of the trick. Emily’s bladder, however, was urging for a release, and it was certainly not the type you would want to keep waiting for too long. “Get on with it already, damn it” she mumbled under her breath, although it was a bit too audible, since almost everybody around her made a face (the kind of face you make when your grandparents make a sexual joke). “Honey!” the husband protested quietly, yet obviously embarrassed. “Will you let the man do his performance?” The magician turned to the couple and grinned. “Aha! Looks like we have some volunteers for our trick today. Well, the rules are quite simple,” he said, motioning for Hugh to come forward. “You will choose any card from this deck and memorize it.” The magician fanned the cards neatly before him, face down. Hugh picked one, stared at it for a long moment (Really? A long moment? It literally only takes two seconds to memorize a card. Stop horsing around, Hugh!) and then put it somewhere else back in the deck. “Excellent. I will now proceed to determine that exact same car-…” A splashing sound cut him off. Something liquid and thick had just hit the floor. “Oh, come on!” the magician burst out. “Tell me someone didn’t just throw up at one of my tricks, again.” But he soon came to realize it was not the case. Emily’s waters had broken. ********* The maternity ward at De Seest Hospital was unusually busy (I’m blaming the fact that Valentine’s Day had been 9 months ago). The piercing shrieks of women echoed between the walls, and one of them was Emily. At the waiting room, Hugh was sitting on what could easily be described as the most uncomfortable bench ever conceived. Every single one of its joints was loose and produced a cringe-inducing squeak every time he tried to move a muscle. He was leaning forward, hands interwoven and pressed against his mouth. His leg was jumping up and down like a squirrel on cocaine. He would’ve stayed inside the delivery room beside his wife, had she not kept brutally squishing his jingle bells (Guys, never leave your kiwis unattended around a woman who’s trying to eject a baby out of her entrails). The distant sound of hasty footsteps alerted Hugh. A blood-painted nurse appeared at the end of the hall. She told him that the procedure was almost over and that the midwife requested his presence. Hugh took off the bench and sprinted towards the room, the thrilling thought of finally holding his three newborn babies already overwhelming his mind. He barged into the delivery room and froze. His wife was on the bed, legs spread apart. The midwife had just finished delivering the third baby, judging by the fact that Emily’s irritating screams ceased (You can call me insensitive, I couldn’t care less. Have you ever heard childbirth screams? Well, I have, so shut up). The midwife slowly turned around and looked Hugh right in the eyes. “Is this your card, sir?” a familiar, gravelly voice said from behind the surgical mask, showing a bloodied three of spades. © 2016 MoodyReviews
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4 Reviews Added on January 9, 2016 Last Updated on January 9, 2016 AuthorMoodyNabeul, TunisiaAboutI'm a 3rd year English student, in Nabeul, where I've lived most of my life. I'm also into music (Jazz in particular) and I've been playing the trombone for over 3 years now. I'm fond of reading n.. more..Writing
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