Squid-men 2: The Revenge

The squid-people's kingdom is in ruins and they ask help from the neighboring kingdom of the sirens. But to add a little difficulty, the mer-people's anarchist king, Sir Lady Hemlock, wants to get the help from the sirens before the squid-people do.

Two years after the mer-queen was murdered by the ghost of the squid-knight Squiddy, the merpeople kingdom turned utterly pancake and became an anarchy, ruled by the highest pirate-siren-astronaut, Sir Lady Hemlock. The result were crime rates increasing drastically in the merpeople kingdom, famines, unemployment, and the such.
Mean while, things aren't better for the squid-men. Ever since the fall of the squid-kingdom's greatest men, the squid-people, who were uneducated and kind of glum, asked for help and sugar from the neighboring kingdom: the kingdom of the sirens. Now the kingdom of the sirens was across a trench from the squid-king's castle. The trench was said to be as deep as how tall the sky is, and that no-one shall ever cross it, lest he or she wishes a longer way down to heck!
The squid-people has chosen a messenger. His name was Chuck. Chuck was just an ordinary peasant squid-boy who was yes, uneducated. But the people believe that the dumber the messenger, the quicker will the plead get to the sirens, and so, they forced him to go on the dangerous mission, or face a terrible consequence: watching a parenting video. So Chuck stuffed all his necessary items into a satchel and went on his journey to the kingdom of the sirens.
Unbeknownst to the squid-people, the merpeople just heard about the squid-people's plans to seek help from the sirens. In the throne room of the mer-queen, Sir Lady Hemlock heard about this from one of his squires, and he got so mad that his crown melted and froze on his eyes. Then he tried to get the molten crown off his eyes, and so he did and threw it to his servant, who died immediately, of course (I mean, whew! Hot boiling metal! Ooh!)
He proclaimed, "People of the mer-people kingdom, hear me roar--err, I mean, hear my words: our rivals the pathetic squid-people are asking help from the sirens! We must defeat them and ask help from the sirens first!"
Sir Lady Hemlock's subjects gathered around him.
"We must not laze around! We must not yell at each other! We must not tell people what to do!" said Sir Lady Hemlock.
"*cough* hypocrite." whispered a squire to a royal subject, who giggled.
"SILENCE IN MY COURT! I demand order! ORDER!" Sir Lady Hemlock shouted, silencing the crowd.
"This isn't a court, this is a dump!" an elderly mer-woman said under her breath.
"I heard that..." said Sir Lady, claiming to have heard what the mer-woman said. Then everything was quiet and Sir Lady gave an order to his three knee-ghets (pronounced kuh-nee-guts) to go to the kingdom of the sirens before Chuck does and ask help from the sirens to join their side and not the squid-people's. The knee-ghets are Sir Lady's elite army of specially trained mer-knights who vowed to do everything Sir Lady wants. So the knee-ghets rode on horseback, racing to the kingdom of the sirens before Chuck could, but everyone knows the good guys always win, so I'm going to purposely slow down the pace of the knee-ghets.
One knee-ghet asked, "Wh... at... doooo... youu... thiii... nk... Siii... rrrr L....aaaady... wi...ll giii...ve usss.... iiin... ree tuuu...rn?"
The other knee-ghet nodded slowly and they continued to race to the kingdom of the sirens as slow as possible.
Mean while, Chuck was trying to figure out how to cross the trench. The trench was as long as the eye can see. So, finding now way across the trench, Chuck decided to climb down the walls of the trench. He descended very quickly, because the rocks on the trench walls were covered with slime. He virtually sled down, despite the trench wall's vertical position. When Chuck got at the bottom, all he saw was a huge plain of sand. Of course, sand covers all the lands of the underseas. He walked across the plains, fighting against the monsters which dwell underneath the sands at the bottom of the trench (and his brain).
He got across the sandy plains, but all he had to do now was to climb up the trench again. He did so, with great struggle. He nearly fell at one point, but he managed to climb all the way up. He finally reached the top, and stood on the fertile ground of the sirens. He roared, "Yeah! Woooo!" before the knee-ghets arrive. How did they come so fast, you say? Because I say so.
"There he is! Stoppam!" said one knee-ghet, and the other knee-ghets seized Chuck.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" asked Chuck, while squirming and thrashing, trying to get out of the clutches of the knee-ghets.
"Nothing you should now, squid!" then the knee-ghet drove his sword into Chuck's stomach, rupturing his precious, precious ickies. Chuck's intestines gushed out like a river, then Chuck turn inside out and dies. The knee-ghets, happy that their mission is complete, return to their master, and the squid-people may be doomed forever.