teal soap(creamy)

idea of eating soap>eating soap

Wait I got so off track that I completely forgot to introduce myself.  Well maybe it wouldn't be good to say my actual name, so I'm going to give you one I made up and you can call me that instead. I would say something stupid and unrealistic like PoopBlaster, or Sh*tDispenser, but that's not the smartest idea I've had. Ever.

I always put the first initial of my first name at the very end of my text. Yes, I am a real human with a real name, not some alien from an unnamed planet, with the name PoopBlaster. Although that'd be pretty cool if I was an alien.  A person can dream.

You know what, it'd be hilarious just to see anyone call me by my username, if you take away the angel number next to it. Imagining someone giving me a review and calling me by my username sounds like a better plan in my head than when it would be executed.  

You know what, just call me toenaildirt, it's settled.

  Moving on, my favorite color is blue, and the color cyan makes me hungry. It reminds me of this episode I saw back in the day of SpongeBob when Patrick was laying down on the floor, in the Krusty Krab bathroom, lazily eating soap that was lathered on top of this stomach.

I also cry when I think of old people in love. They lived a long life together, and went through the hardest of things and never let go of each other.  The thought of them having only a small amount of time in their lives left, and one of them dying first HURTS me. The fact that the other partner would have to watch them die and live with that until they pass makes me want to sh*t bricks.

Sigh. Anyway, that's all you'll get for now, because I am going to piss everywhere if I don't stand up from my bed right now. Me being stubborn, I probably won't do that until 30 minutes or so. Maybe.

See ya!

-s