"Menopause.. Shmenopause!"A Poem by Valorie J. ShearerI was just diagnosed last week. That LITTLE ugly word Menopause.. Well, lets all have a good laugh, shall we? .. I know I am.M Ood swings, anxiety, let's play what made me cry today? The lines in my palms!? .. E Very woman's nightmare! MEN O PAUSE. The irony! N O, No, this can't be right Doctor! I am much too young.. aren't I ??? O H.. my.. GOD.. ovaries not producing enough estrogen. Need.. more.. estrogen! P Lease for the love of everything that is holy, would someone turn the air down to 50?! .. A Nother hot flash.. yet another! Weeeeeeeeeeee, I have my own personal sauna! U hhhhhhhhhhh.. I am going through what?! I thought that happened in your 60's!? .. S Cowling as the Doctor delivers this good news! Singing "The Sound Of Music" as I'm leaving! E Quivalent to the day I had all four wisdom teeth surgically removed! I will embrace this.. eventually. I mean really, what choice do I have!?.. Dear Lord! Would someone, anyone, please turn the air down to 40?! I'm on fire over here!!! ...............................
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGH- OUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! I'm sorry.... What was the question? © 2008 Valorie J. ShearerReviews
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7 Reviews Added on February 10, 2008 Last Updated on March 27, 2008 AuthorValorie J. ShearerCabool, MOAboutI am so grateful to have stumbled onto this place, actually by accident.. or was it?.. ....... I was so inspired recently by someone who is very talented, and reminded me of how much I missed writin.. more..Writing
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