I didn't

Invention

I didn’t invent Facebook

Author's Note

Who did?

Reviews

[quinfinn]

mark zuckerberg.....rich little fuckerberg.....it is a spying network.

[shivohumsohum]

spying is a fine art albeit a highly dangerous one) thankyou

[Fernando Pessoa]

And though you didn't, it made me wonder what's coming next and who will invent the next big thing to take the world by storm.

"Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle." ~ Elizabeth West

[shivohumsohum]

ahh...what charm in those words....wah wah!
thx dear poet for the hi-5

[Sami Khalil]

Facebook, Inc. Founders

Dustin Moskovitz

Eduardo Saverin

Mark Zuckerberg

Chris Hughes

[shivohumsohum]

Who are they?
Do they ask who I am?

[shivohumsohum]

I tell em....the answers lie in the aftermath of Tucalousa

[Sami Khalil]

True, true , true...Roll Tide

[shivohumsohum]

Hi tide by your side and a tsunami that gave you more than money...the honey...of re-life

[Sami Khalil]

Re-life how is your wife , I live in peace now after the strife ...;:)

[Rogue]

-grin-

Through sick and sin.. Or some such something. :D

[shivohumsohum]

pls drink ur tonic...sin is a bottle of gin

[Rogue]

Hahahahaha

Get thee back with your wicked brew!
Which most likely tastes like cough medicine. :D

[shivohumsohum]

i have tasted wrath...my own
beware of the radiation

[Rogue]

What have you to be wrathful about these days?
Do your followers not adore you? I'm sure that third eye tells you as much. :D

[shivohumsohum]

i am thinking of becoming an earth polis and catch all crimeenuls

[Rogue]

You just want to do strip searches! -grin-

[shivohumsohum]

why wud i want to do that now...when i saw each of you in ur birthday suits befor you were even a day old?

[Rogue]

Are you asking me to tell a -cough- god -cough- how his mind works?

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

shall we report him?

[Rogue]

Now you know I wouldn't do that to snow lion. :)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

!!! the blue-flu is spreading amongsts our women too!!

[Sami Khalil]

If you write a book I'll sign it and give a review but in the meantime here is some fresh veggies to make you a healthy stew and as they say in the French : now Adieu

[Chris]

All the lost lil lambs that needed to find their ways...

[shivohumsohum]

This young boy Chris is wise

[Sami Khalil]

Yee, yee , yee . You did not invent facebook but facebook invented you...lol
Good one...:)

[shivohumsohum]

here come the wunderboy

[Rogue]

Hahahahaha

He likes you. Ermmm.. In that hetero, punch you in the arm, guy kinda way. :D

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha...

[shivohumsohum]

thx...and hey u two college teens...have fun

[Sami Khalil]

College teens having fun because we don't have a gun but what tales you have spun and when you are done then have a good one hun...( short for honey )LOL

[Rogue]

So, what you're saying is.. We're at a Frat Party, you don't need a weapon and the holy one tastes good on biscuits. Wait.. What? -scratches head-

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha...:)

[Rogue]

-grin-

Mr. Biscuit toppings is a good guy to go to when your feeling a bit down. Just sayin.' :)

[Sami Khalil]

True, true , true when we are feeling blue...:)

[Rogue]

Yes, when you're blue he'll listen and advise you. :)

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. Sometimes he has no clue but in words he likes to glue...:)

[Rogue]

But, if it makes you feel better than that's really all he needs to do. :)

[Sami Khalil]

I hope he is our friend and he does not sue for we don't have money and that is true...:)

[Rogue]

-hides the safe-

No, no we don't.

-shifty eyes-

[Sami Khalil]

I'll hide the safe if he hides in his cave...Lol

[Rogue]

You meanie! It's not as fun if he doesn't come out and play. :)

[Sami Khalil]

I hope he is having a good day so he can come out and play but what to say he is away...:)

[Rogue]

-grin-

You know we are starting to look like a really awful Cat in the Hat rewrite..

[Sami Khalil]

Awful cat in the hat , oh what is life if we can't enjoy this and that and have a little spat ...Lol

[shivohumsohum]

wow....u rewally consider God as your doting parent whom u can kick about in a forum and get away with

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha...Doting parent , why are you not transparent for John Lennon want to see you but he was dare n't...lol

[shivohumsohum]

It was George Harrison actually...He found me....in his heart.

[Sami Khalil]

OK. He found you in his heart but you have caused them apart...Lol

[Rogue]

Was this before or after "Something" Because that's a beautiful song. :)

[Sami Khalil]

I don't know Rogue. But ask this small god who is hiding in smog...Lol

[Rogue]

Aww.. Can't we at least give him clouds to hide in? Does it have to be smog?

[Sami Khalil]

Or in cape cod...:)

[shivohumsohum]

it is high time to solemnize your marriage since you two back each other up like husband and wife. By the powers i bestowed in me...I solemnly ask you to wed her to wed thee...Rogue from the Tundra and magic-carpet Sami. and so may it be!

[Sami Khalil]

It is an honor but I have a lady but thank you your honor for bestowing your marriage power but how about you offer a dower so you can your future wife won't feel sour and by the way please come down from your tower for it is the prayer hour...:)

[Rogue]

Wait.. What? I am being married off? To the Arabian Prince no less? I don't know.. I am pretty sure that glass slipper doesn't fit (little feet). Anyway...
Wolllllllllllf, they are trying to make me into a ball and chain!!!!

-fleas-

No d****t!

-flees-

[Sami Khalil]

Arabian prince I have been from birth since but now I'm in a Sufi garden and love's fence waiting for the one to love me hence...lol

[Rogue]

-cough- Did you miss my overblown, dramatics above.. These romantic verses of yours is blowing my whole -utterly aghast- act out of the water! :P

[Sami Khalil]

I guess to whom it may concern...lol

[Rogue]

-pithy hand wave-

Meh. People believe what they want to believe.

[Sami Khalil]

True, true , true

[shivohumsohum]

looks like new romance is buzzing between Jordan Mechner and Goldylocks

[Rogue]

Interesting.. A "god" that doesn't really know, so he assumes.

-done here-

[shivohumsohum]

me too-done that-

[shivohumsohum]

so u two parted ways huh?

[Rogue]

Hahahahahaha

Nope. :P

[Sami Khalil]

How can two good friends part ways when the sun still shines on our days...:)

[shivohumsohum]

the sun is blasting its lungs out trying to make you hot

[Rogue]

Hahahahahaha

That's horrible. :P

[shivohumsohum]

well...u can settle for subtle warmth

[Rogue]

Thank you for the laughter, for you know I needed it. :)

[shivohumsohum]

well ...u laugh another minit and u will split ...
'popeye...one double-banana split soda with cherrys to top please and oh...throw in some tucaloosa nuts as well will ya'

[Rogue]

Hahahahahaha

That's it. Aisle five is officially closed!

[shivohumsohum]

well...i will squat outside till it reopnes...do ping

[Rogue]

-shakes head-

You're an ornery deity, that much is true.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

i think he is gettin on my nerves too

[Rogue]

Hahahahaha

I'm not touching that one.

[Crystal Marie Dreier]

Haha this is cute :))

[shivohumsohum]

its worth it then thxx

[Crystal Marie Dreier]

Your more then welcome.

[shivohumsohum]

aha

[Pax]

in literal meaning ~ Mark Zuckerberg ~ but if you peak in other meaning ~ i have no idea lol ~ enjoyed this witty poem!

[shivohumsohum]

u r witty yourself too

[Wondering Mind]

the (or a) system did.

[shivohumsohum]

almost there....grin

[Rogue]

Mark Zuckerberg.. Or was it really the "Winklevi" ? (See movie The Social Network for clarification)

[shivohumsohum]

i saw the movie ...only the scene of the smoke filled room...and got asphyxiated @_@

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Strictly speaking, it was Mark Zuckerberg, but metaphorically...only the universe knows...haha

[shivohumsohum]

you are wise beyond your ears Sarah:)