An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me...

An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Upon Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship... (for a contest)

Dear Aliens,

I am so very sorry

For what I did...

To you...

To your ship...

To. Your. Leader.

I should be grateful,

It was a wonderful experience!

Floating in the bright lights,

Hearing your language,

Being experimented on,

To learn more about... Me!

I should have felt honored.

But I didn't.

Your bright lights blinded me,

Sent me into an anxiety attack,

So I punched you in your gruzzleflof.

Then, hearing your language,

Made me freeze up,

Before I bit off the guards antenna

And broke the door down to escape,

Which I failed.

And being experimented on made me laugh.

You cut my pants and jacket open

Thinking it was my skin!

But then you continued for layer two...

Then you

PENETRATED MY SKIN,

Hooked me to a machine,

And chopped my hair to be,

"Further analyzed."

That made me panic.

So after that, I'm sorry for

Tearing the machine apart,

Punching a hole in you wall

And tearing the wires inside the wall out,

Making your plane malfunction,

Then throwing the broken machine...

Through the window...

And knocking out your pilot...

Making your Mother Ship crash,

And land right in Area 51.

Once more, I'm sorry.

             -Shelbylugal

Author's Note

Tell me what you think about it. I know it's random but I did it for a contest. :)

Reviews

[Greg Close]

It works as a stream of consciousness thing, and the idea itself is obviously pretty amusing. Some of the punctuation choices threw me off a bit, eg. the ellipses on the successive lines "the broken machine... Through the window... knocking out your pilot..." It might work better as one long line, or without the ellipses, maybe?

Kudos for "So I punched you in your gruzzleflof." Inexplicably fantastic nonsense word! :)

[SilentLullabies]

Its funny. I laughed through the whole thing. I love it

[ImJustAMisguidedGhost]

So random but really hilarious too! I love the word "gruzzleflof" xDD
Nicely written, great poem(:

[{A}shley {B}lack @-;-]

Fantastic!!! Loved this very random poem/letter made me laugh so big high five for that This poem was very well thought out another fine piece well done

[GrandDystopia]

Random, yes. but you have no idea how much this made me laugh.

[Crowley]

Its like trying to put a cat in the bathtub. I picture this happening most of the time if it happens and unless they sedate a person. Very creative, showing great imagination. Loved it.

[cfix]

Random, but funny. I enjoyed this write.
Very nicely written.

[Stef Outsiders]

Random but ever so funny! I could see you doing that! Brilliant!

[Irish_Ranger]

That was unexpectedly hilarious. Not much more to be said other than that it coerced a hearty laugh. Very well thought-out.

[Coyote Poetry]

I like this poem a lot. To feel guilty after destroying machines and a ship. I would bet they leave you alone next time. I like this poem. Made me laugh this early morning. A excellent poem. Thank you.
Coyote

[Andrew Scorah]

Well I bet the aliens are pissed with you now they get a taste of their own medicine, I enjoyed this it does make you smile.