An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me...

An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Upon Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship... (for a contest)

Dear Aliens,

I am so very sorry

For what I did...

To you...

To your ship...

To. Your. Leader.

I should be grateful,

It was a wonderful experience!

Floating in the bright lights,

Hearing your language,

Being experimented on,

To learn more about... Me!

I should have felt honored.

But I didn't.

Your bright lights blinded me,

Sent me into an anxiety attack,

So I punched you in your gruzzleflof.

Then, hearing your language,

Made me freeze up,

Before I bit off the guards antenna

And broke the door down to escape,

Which I failed.

And being experimented on made me laugh.

You cut my pants and jacket open

Thinking it was my skin!

But then you continued for layer two...

Then you

PENETRATED MY SKIN,

Hooked me to a machine,

And chopped my hair to be,

"Further analyzed."

That made me panic.

So after that, I'm sorry for

Tearing the machine apart,

Punching a hole in you wall

And tearing the wires inside the wall out,

Making your plane malfunction,

Then throwing the broken machine...

Through the window...

And knocking out your pilot...

Making your Mother Ship crash,

And land right in Area 51.

Once more, I'm sorry.

             -Shelbylugal

Author's Note

Tell me what you think about it. I know it's random but I did it for a contest. :)

Reviews

[Greg Close]

It works as a stream of consciousness thing, and the idea itself is obviously pretty amusing. Some of the punctuation choices threw me off a bit, eg. the ellipses on the successive lines "the broken machine... Through the window... knocking out your pilot..." It might work better as one long line, or without the ellipses, maybe?

Kudos for "So I punched you in your gruzzleflof." Inexplicably fantastic nonsense word! :)

[Calypso]

Very funny. This is different and I enjoyed reading it.

[Amanda Dawn Sanderson-G..]

Hahahahaha. Ah, the truth of Area 51 is finally let out of the bag! I love this and you've captured exactly how I have always felt aliens would treat us, had they captured one of us. I always assumed it was curiousity and being the abducted one... you act as a normal person would, first amused then terrified when put into fear that they were going to cut you with you still alive and awake! Then you showed fear and first attempted to run but when you realized that it wasn't an option you jumped to violence. Us humans are very good at that and it's our only way of saving ourselves when 'put in danger'. So I believe you grasps the character actions perfectly and the whole time you were making me laugh my butt off! 'I am so very sorry'....


The only thing I found negative was the fact that you called your work stupid- it's not. Random and humorous, more like it. Also you spelled experience (experiance)- it should be an e, not an a. That is all!



KEEP WRITING! I love your work.

[arlery]

and no it's not stupid...

[arlery]

This was great. I was amused and really into it and the strange thing is while reading it, I felt really happy, I don't know whether it was your words or not, but after I was done with reading it, I felt at peace, like this inner satisfaction.
Ah, anyway it was a good read, and certainly made my day.
Yeah, I know I'm wierd ;) haha

i thought it was funny and random but cool. i relly like it :)

[jazmin]

oh shelby, you should be so speical cause aliens picked YOU!!! me as a random person like this becaus eit's weird yet awesome like me:)

[Jim Parson]

Goofball! This was fun. I enjoyed reading it.

[Jeff]

Very good work!

[steph]

opps i forgot to rate it here you go sweetie

[steph]

This is cute and humorous, take it from a Trekie this is a sci-fi masterpiece, I hope you win the contest