An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me...

An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Upon Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship... (for a contest)

Dear Aliens,

I am so very sorry

For what I did...

To you...

To your ship...

To. Your. Leader.

I should be grateful,

It was a wonderful experience!

Floating in the bright lights,

Hearing your language,

Being experimented on,

To learn more about... Me!

I should have felt honored.

But I didn't.

Your bright lights blinded me,

Sent me into an anxiety attack,

So I punched you in your gruzzleflof.

Then, hearing your language,

Made me freeze up,

Before I bit off the guards antenna

And broke the door down to escape,

Which I failed.

And being experimented on made me laugh.

You cut my pants and jacket open

Thinking it was my skin!

But then you continued for layer two...

Then you

PENETRATED MY SKIN,

Hooked me to a machine,

And chopped my hair to be,

"Further analyzed."

That made me panic.

So after that, I'm sorry for

Tearing the machine apart,

Punching a hole in you wall

And tearing the wires inside the wall out,

Making your plane malfunction,

Then throwing the broken machine...

Through the window...

And knocking out your pilot...

Making your Mother Ship crash,

And land right in Area 51.

Once more, I'm sorry.

             -Shelbylugal

Author's Note

Tell me what you think about it. I know it's random but I did it for a contest. :)

Reviews

[Greg Close]

It works as a stream of consciousness thing, and the idea itself is obviously pretty amusing. Some of the punctuation choices threw me off a bit, eg. the ellipses on the successive lines "the broken machine... Through the window... knocking out your pilot..." It might work better as one long line, or without the ellipses, maybe?

Kudos for "So I punched you in your gruzzleflof." Inexplicably fantastic nonsense word! :)

[Frantzuu]

I laughed out loud, the tittle is hilarious, and great write. :)

[halflives]

Wow, random. But very silly. I giggled a bit ;)

[Day's-eye]

This is really funny. Did you win the contest?

I like the lines "Making your Mother Ship crash/And land right in Area 51"

[ColorblindMartian.]

this is funny, and a really good read. =)

[KAREN]

Interesting and enjoy to read! Imagery is great too!

[Proletariat Uprising]

That's cute

[Linear]

Very amusing write, and I enloyed your escapades in space, but did you really need to punch him in his Gruzzleflof I mean thats kind of personal, what will his wife say when she finds you have made him pregnant!!

[Lowesy]

well that was a bloody quick change, on it like sonic you are

[Lowesy]

hahahaha i liked that! :D made me laugh, its such a random apology. A few things I saw though, :D
It was a wonderful experiance! (experience)
Making your plane malfunction, (do aliens fly planes?)
Through the windown... (window?)

very funny though, it did make me laugh!

Mark

[E.H. Monroe]

That;s not cool. You're supposed to stroke the gruzzleflof.
Insterested and a great way to change gears for you. This is wxactly what a human would do to a f*****g ET van. Freak out, bite heads and f**k off with a letter of sorry.

Nice job