YOU ARE A COLD HUMANOID
Do you want to know what I really think about you now? After
what you did to me? And the family, who took you in, gave you a roof over your
head, and fed you for the past three years, do you honestly want me to tell
you? you are Cold, Algid, Arctic, Bleak, Cutting, Calculating, Crisp, Dead,
Emotionless, Far, Freezing, Frigid, Frigorific, Frore, Frosty, Frozen, Frosted,
You ma’am are a Glacial, Inhuman Monstrosity
who had to have been created in a laboratory somewhere specifically to ride every last nerve in my
body like a freaking pony! Because you Wintery Refrigerant of a woman, I can
honestly say that you have taken the last five years of my life, and frozen
them over with your icey, icey, evil, disguised as kinky awesome sex and love,
but in truth, like a viper, you waited for the very last second you could, and
you bolted, when you come back, be sure to wear your magical hat there Snow
white frosty w***e, Because none of us will watch your singing and dancing show
without it. Goodbye, have a nice life.