Rant, "cold humanoid"

its self explanatory.

YOU ARE A COLD HUMANOID

Do you want to know what I really think about you now? After what you did to me? And the family, who took you in, gave you a roof over your head, and fed you for the past three years, do you honestly want me to tell you? you are Cold, Algid, Arctic, Bleak, Cutting, Calculating, Crisp, Dead, Emotionless, Far, Freezing, Frigid, Frigorific, Frore, Frosty, Frozen, Frosted, You ma’am are a Glacial, Inhuman  Monstrosity who had to have been created in a laboratory somewhere  specifically to ride every last nerve in my body like a freaking pony! Because you Wintery Refrigerant of a woman, I can honestly say that you have taken the last five years of my life, and frozen them over with your icey, icey, evil, disguised as kinky awesome sex and love, but in truth, like a viper, you waited for the very last second you could, and you bolted, when you come back, be sure to wear your magical hat there Snow white frosty w***e, Because none of us will watch your singing and dancing show without it. Goodbye, have a nice life.

Author's Note

yeah, i have a few more rants i will be posting lol

Reviews

[Ashley.M.E]

This is pretty good. Though some words probably shouldn't of been, and other words that should of been, but maybe that was your plan.

[M.A. Van Dyke]

I got the sense that this was a rant after about the twelfth comma! Lol, I hope she deserved it! Bonus: I learned a new word in Algid. Thanks! Anyway, as a rant, this is perfect, good job!

[Rose Downing]

I like how you list the additives alphabetically. This piece is bubbling over with emotion. I wrote a poem in this stile once and someone had the nerve to tell me that it wasn't a poem. I guess she wasn't familiar with the stile of prose. Don't let anyone tell you this isn't a poem!

[Coyote Poetry]

A strong and to the point poem. I like the directness and story. A outstanding short story. I like it a lot.
Coyote

[*Private Person*]

Dang Gone! someone pissed you off.
I wish I had the power to post a few of my rants.
Well written out!!

Oh wow, ouch.. Someone has pissed you off!
You put your anger to good use though. This was magnificently entertaining.
Well done.

[SimplyDisastrous]

Nice, man!
You took description to another level. You used words I didn't even know were words! Haha. I thought you did a really good job. It was really racy but, hey, it's a rant, right? It's supposed to be that way! But anyways, the reader can definitely feel the anger radiating off off this piece. I know I did, Haha. Good job. And, I really hope things get better for you. [:

[lavina k.]

A nice description of your emotions and and a perfect rant...
nice one!!!!!!
thanks for sharing!!!!!

[Marie Harrison]

Ok then, not your favorite person. Great rant!

[Robin]

now thats what I call a rant .