Molly the Mammoth

This is a little violent.

Once upon a time there was a magical fairy whose name was Hillary. What made Hillary so magical was she had the very unlucky gift of annoyingness. One day when Hillary was going for a mid afternoon flight she noticed a piece of paper at the end of a deep dark and dangerous looking cave. Hillary calmly walked up to the cave, but when she started to peek in she heard a giant I AM MOLLY!!! come from the cave! Hillary shivered. What was that scary noise? Hillary crept in slipping against the wall of the cave hiding in the shadows. She saw a mammoth! I AM MOLLY!!!The mammoth yelled at Hillary. “Calm mammoth.” Hillary said sticking her hand out to pat its head. I AM MOLLY!?! The mammoth yelled in a confused tone. Hillary smiled at the animal. “What’s your name little mammoth?” Hillary cooed at the beast. I AM MOLLY!!! The beast shouted at Hillary in a calm voice. “I see” said Hillary “I’m Hillary!” Hillary said smiling with glee that the mammoth didn't eat her.

Ending 1:

I AM MOLLY!!! The mammoth shouted at Hillary in a totally different tone than the one she used only a minute ago. Before Hillary could say a word Molly the Mammoth bent down at the waist and bit Hillary’s head off. THE END!!!

Ending 2:

“Molly don’t worry, I just want to see what you got there.” Hillary still cooing said as slipped past the beast and grabbed the paper. Molly the mammoth snorted at her and used her head to pick Hillary up and placed her on her back. Molly the mammoth started up a trot, Faster Faster Faster and Faster yet.  Then Hillary got thrown. She landed on the top of the tallest tree you could imagine. She fell down the tree hitting her head on every branch. 187 branches if you’re wondering. But anyways, sadly to say Hillary fell to her death that day. THE END.

Author's Note

Ignore the violence please.

Reviews

[Llamas!]

I agree with ShowTunesGiraffe! This is just pure silliness. It made me smile too! The people on here just make me crack up. Love it. I like the second ending better. Especially with the way that you used a bigger font for each faster you put! Perfectly nonsensical greatness.

[ShowtunesGiraffe]

Pure silliness! This made me smile :D

[Sabrina]

I just had a random burst of... craziness, that I need to let out.