This May Save Your LIfe

or not,
hello again m**********r,
sorry,
no need to insult you so early on,
though i imagine you'll deserve it later
therefor i take back that apology.
i wanted to let you know that i'm watching you,
yeah so you might want to stop what you're doing,
you sick lonely b*****d.
no seriously stop.
fine finish up then keep reading.
done?
okay kleenexs are to the left.
if you didn't get that joke,
kill yourself.
because i'm not telling you it was about masterbation
i did have something relevent to mention.
then i forgot,
then remembered again, so you're in luck
i've come to find that as a whole,
people are getting stupider.
Or my tolerance for people is getting shorter.
i perfer to think the former of the two,
(for you retarded people out there the former refers to the first one)
and before you say something along the lines of,
"wow don't make fun of retarded people"
take a minute and think,
retarded people can't read
so really there is no way they can get offended by it.
so stop f*****g bitching.
speaking of b*****s,
i've come to find that 9 out of 10 blonde women,
are absolute b*****s.
which is sad considering they are dumber than a high school guidance counseler,
they depend on other people to explain the world to them.
usually a jock with a single digit IQ,
or a f*g.
yes i said f*g
get over it.
you queer.
i'm not a bigot,
i hate everyone equally,
thus being said,
i'm more tolerant then you are,
you racist prick.
i like that word: prick
i don't think people say it enough.
from now on, i expect the two of you reading this ,
to use that word daily.
let's talk about movies
religulous, is the greatest film ever made,
watch it right f*****g now
especially if you're a christian,
it'll put you pricks in you're place.
thanks to Bill Maher for showing the way.
now let's talk about Diablo Cody,
she's an overpriced b***h who got lucky once,
Juno only did well because Ellen Page is adorable.
frankly i hope Michael Cera gets into a violent car crash,
but doesn't die, i hope he limps away,
only to be kicked in the testicles,
by a homeless man,
who believes that he (the homeless guy) is Darth Vader.
in other news,
i know the identity of the legendary Jack the Ripper
it was me,
i time traveled and murdered w****s,
by doing so,
i prevented john mccain from winning the election.
even though i voted for him,
so really it came back and bit me on the a*s.
not my smartest move.
is anyone still reading this?
seriously you are?
son of a b***h...
i'm not quite sure what to make of you.
you're either really stupid
or you're incredibly bored.
either way,
i almost feel like i should thank you.
but i won't.
because in all honesty i hate you.
shithead.
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okay you caught me,
i love you,
always there to read my idiot banter.
we should get dinner sometime,
just the two of us.
that is assuming you have a vagina.
if not,
i suggest you go to the grand canyon,
and jump.
if i have to tell you to bring a parachute,
we are clearly not on the same page.
f*****g pricks

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May I add???.... (below is completely random... NOT my experience)

Thank you... for putting into words the floating thoughts that crowd the brains of millions of ball-less pricks… Pricks courteously smiling at those they despise, walking around pretending and thanking god that they are not as fucked up as the retard sitting next to them... Hoping to get the chance to jack off to porn while the perfect, little, trophy-model wife works late again tonight (oh... you f*****g ball-less prick... LMFAO! Admit it to yourself at least... Douchebag! The b***h isn't working late... she's on the desk with her legs slung way up HIGH over the shoulders of her boss... yea, he's the one working late alright... YOU ignorant fool... you didn't think she was actually smart enough to earn that degree now, did you??? No, of course not!! HAHAHA! In fact, that is exactly why you married her… you smart m**********r you!! Now, keep that cheesey a*s grin upon your face and those fucked up thoughts in your head, compressing your brain, and point your finger at me… yea me… I’m the one sitting next to you… I’m the one making fun of the pretty f*g you desire to be… I’m the one cracking up at the retard as he pokes you with his light saber, I’m the one smiling at you as you walk down the street holding your wife’s hand... I’m the one that called you a prick…PRICK!! Why, you ask?? Because you are a prick… an ignorant f*****g, b*****d-a*s, prick… Oh, I knowyour appalled… You f*****g prick… Such language coming out of my pretty little mouth… Your ashamed too??? Really??? You didn’t seem so ashamed of me last night daddy… when you touched and caressed me daddy… telling me mommy was working late again and that I needed to keep this our little secret. And that if I was a good little girl you would take me for an ice cream after church tomorrow as you asked me to show you how I would lick my ice cream as you lowered your pants… YOU F*****G PRICK!!!!!