Active Doodie Adult Diapers

A parody commercial/comedy sketch first draft

The following is a paid advertisement for Active Doodie Adult Diapers.
Viewer discretion is advised.

Are you a busy professional with too much to do to be bothered with those time consuming trips to the bathroom?
Maybe you hate using public restrooms with all those germs, terrible smells, and foul things written on the walls?
Are long lines in the grocery store making it harder and harder to keep a clean pair of underwear?
Or do you just hate being told what you can or can’t do, because of what society considers to be unacceptable adult behavior?

Well your prayers have finally been answered.
Introducing Active Doodie Adult Diapers.
Developed specifically for healthy active adults with hectic schedules, where every second counts in busy days that just don’t contain enough time to accomplish the long list of things they have to get done.

Craving Mexican food for lunch, but have an important business meeting this afternoon?
Active Doodie.
Mexican for breakfast and now you’re stuck in morning traffic on your way to the office?
Active Doodie.
Dating a Mexican?
Active Doodie.

Now you can eat whatever you want, when ever you want without worrying about ruining your favorite pair of pants.
No more losing your place in line because of that internal emergency that just can’t wait. Now you can stand your ground with confidence.
Stop trying to look casual walking around in public with clenched buttcheeks. Relax and let Active Doodie carry your load, so you can focus on more important things.
Yesterdays meals are in the past; you shouldn’t have to worry about them affecting your plans today.
Active Doodie will bring spontaneity back into your life.
You haven’t experienced freedom like this since you were two years old.
Stop letting your bowels control your life.

Active Doodie Adult Diapers.
For busy adults with too much s**t to do to worry about stoppin