The History Of The Human Species In One Run On Sentence~

Once upon a time aliens came and put their genes into humans

and laughed their asses off for the next hundreds of thousands of years,

as humans made gods and big sticks with pointy ends end killed and pillaged

and raped while coming up with more snazzy technology... that helped them kill each other off more efficiently and then the big caucasian men who owned big corporations (but had little pencils) and had lots of money(like billions)

decided it would be easier to just eradicate intelligence from the species with Jersey Shore and good marketing and when the final act came around

everyone was stupid or dead, and the alien academy of fine art

gave the alien gene inserters and award for longest running sitcom.

 

The End  (of Reason)

 

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Reviews

[Muse]

lol...okay I admit to watching Ancient Aliens on the History channel, just for the humor. Your analysis however; is crystal clear...it all makes perfect sense now. We are just a reality show for the Aliens to watch....and my gawd they must be laughing their asses off! xo

[SkinlessFrank]

and for the final act, the Barbie and Ken dolls filled their swimming pools with battery acid and dove in

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Well if the cast of Jersey Shore are aliens then that means there is no intelligent life out there... I know exactly where you are going with this... on another level it also speaks of how there is a little alien in all of us cause we all have our eccentricities that nobody understands.

[Loki Ragna-rock]

Temujjin and Makeda might demand their rightful place among the world's non-big, non-caucasian, not-necessarily-male killers and pillagers (in fact, they still haven't found the Khan's stash), but you're right: pandering to the lowest common denominator does less for "free speech" than it does for the Ricardos Lapizes.

[Tommy]

I did not not now we come frome space. Butt I do know thr'er is a lot of space cadets out their... I learnt this in home scool. Momma says wes did not not evolve from monkeys...

Got to love it!!!
:-)
RLG,
Tommy