The History Of The Human Species In One Run On Sentence~

Once upon a time aliens came and put their genes into humans

and laughed their asses off for the next hundreds of thousands of years,

as humans made gods and big sticks with pointy ends end killed and pillaged

and raped while coming up with more snazzy technology... that helped them kill each other off more efficiently and then the big caucasian men who owned big corporations (but had little pencils) and had lots of money(like billions)

decided it would be easier to just eradicate intelligence from the species with Jersey Shore and good marketing and when the final act came around

everyone was stupid or dead, and the alien academy of fine art

gave the alien gene inserters and award for longest running sitcom.

 

The End  (of Reason)

 

copyright:I admit It I DId It

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Reviews

[Muse]

lol...okay I admit to watching Ancient Aliens on the History channel, just for the humor. Your analysis however; is crystal clear...it all makes perfect sense now. We are just a reality show for the Aliens to watch....and my gawd they must be laughing their asses off! xo

[Hiddenfire]

Very amusing and dryly witty. I loved the little jabs throughout it like the little pencils and the eradication of intellect through jersey shore.
I found only one typo being in the final "line" of the piece the word 'and' instead of 'an' award for longest running sitcom.
Also the little copyright at the end cracked me up.

[Antonio Valentino]

Hahaaaha.. thank gawd someone else know's, the real hue of man unkind... i thought i was the only one.. 8)

we are all, illegal aliens, south of the (cosmic) border.. why do you think they chose the color green for green cards.. ;)

if one's mind is truly open, then is as fathomable as any other expanation or theory of the story of sheeple, i mean.. people..

Fantastic.. this is why we wuv you!

8]

[Art Sun]

you actually may be right...the world has evolved into a chaotic craziness of never ending turmoil...sitcoms that is...

[EMF]

My laughter is as loud and clear as breaking crystal on Tom Waits scales. Oh lady you've done it now. Ain't a single person I'm going to see to day that's not going to be an Alien Gene Fest... or a commercial

[kmartell]

this is great. like the next preconscious thing to enter the entity of consciousness is moving slowly

alien beings will become common place. we will elect a grey-alien to the Whitehouse in 2016

it wont do any good though since by then all the good parking spaces will be taken by lobbyists and grade schoolers will be using 98% of their brain and will still be flunking math and science

[Bare trees]

Your observation can only be described as accurate and you put it all in a nice little nutshell called earth. The aliens are sitting back and watching some of us destroy the rest of us with TV , media, and lyrics that help children learn all the curse words and anger that go with it. A fine story everyone can understand and relate to.

[Kenneth The Poet]

Part South Park, Part Fight Club, Part Sam Harris, all Body Harvest.

Your best write I think.

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The trumen show on mass..we really must be from another planet ...because I have always felt out of this world...

[asdarkeyesclose]

the Mayans predict the end of the world in 2012 and if this is the best we can manage we hardly deserve our planet. this is ridiculous and yet its as good an interpretation of whats going on as any other i've heard!!! thank you for this wry look at the world and its failings :)

[Aidz]

And tackle this I shall as one who was alien probed , well I thought it was an alien or was it an Allan?

Tongue planted firmly in cheek as i write this with my PEN