Shake N Bake~

Shake N Bake~

A Poem by NoneOfYourBusiness akaKITTY KUTABAREakaCandyPole

 

My hips knew the beats

before my body caught up

they painted my effigy

played my ethnology

little girl loops on the strings of technology

Calvin’s incline stitched under my spine

hollow and undulate

align my decline

syrup with rabbits

through my white milk

blow through my silk

see, I have this habit

to inhabit

the male thing’s

bibbity

     babitty

       and boo!

I’m blue, it’s true

if I don’t find my way

in his bones, and through

the glitter

where the w***e knows how to teach a doll

to be a blowthrough stripper

a cabal on a rack with a helluva rack

ratatatta! Ooohed

they ahhhd

they bought the lips

the eyes

the gun, the lies

Jimmi in a pool of blood

Seleny on standby

rabbit headlights in the eyes

the show must go on

yakuza

and crimson

Seleny skips in

naked and bloody

mmmm, memories are yummy

not

shot through with hot

love

my spine a bow

his above

shoved

aside

Saturday, Saturday night live

heads talking

Lenny Bruce

grave stalking

stuttering

chalkin

bodies in an outline

Chaucer’s stains in the gutter

sideswiped

for Charlie, not a word but a song from a model bird

under my back pact

backtrack

they told me to bring home the bacon

and fry it up in a pan

cuz I’m a woman

and that means I can

can can

shop right

buy rite

dazzle me in blind light

shake my maker

reserve my acre

in ‘Merica the lovely hell

that swallowed down my virgin swells

but wasn’t man enough to take

my shake

my bake

my magik oven

cuz . . . .

if you give a cat a cup cake

she’ll surely see the uptake

“S’up Drake?”

and if you give a moose a muffin

he’ll steal Little Trouble Muffet’s

troubles

doubled

in one scoop

and two

where’s the man they promised my true blue

when I was Bionic

woman and Wonder

wondering about ironic

ionic

teacher as my preacher

his hand under my  . . . .(shut my  mouth about it!)

here, baby baby drink this tonic

magik 12

bullets

double dutch

and fluids

they burned the girl on the roof

Coco broke a tooth, no, no, not a blue tooth

oh sooth my aching brain

with your lullabye

refrains

and I’ll dig you from the ground

with my broken hands

drenched in my dusty wedding gown

Happy Birthday to me

now

cakes and death

the age

becomes

an echo

my surreal bend, art deco

12 candles burning

Seleny on a stage

shake and bake

and burnin’

 

 

 

copyright:2011vssmd/amusemusepress

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© 2011 NoneOfYourBusiness akaKITTY KUTABAREakaCandyPole


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Holy f****n' hell! I want to see you read this. I want to see ever single word ripen inside your mouth and burst between your teeth as you spit out the center seeds. You're amazing. Combining rhythm, pieces of old commercials, old loves (you're never going to let Jimmi go, are you?") 21st century rappers, nursery rhymes, and f**k if you didn't even twist up If you Give A Cat A Cupcake (when your grandson gets old enough to read your poems I want o see his face when he reads thi, lol) and still make it fresh and own it! You're the poetic ripper of this century.



see, I have this habit

to inhabit

the male thing’s

bibbity

babitty

and boo!

I’m blue, it’s true

if I don’t find my way

in his bones, and through

the glitter

where the w***e knows how to teach a doll

to be a blowthrough stripper

a cabal on a rack with a helluva rack

ratatatta! Ooohed

they ahhhd

they bought the lips

the eyes

the gun, the lies

Jimmi in a pool of blood

Seleny on standby

rabbit headlights in the eyes

the show must go on

yakuza

and crimson


Posted 13 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.




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Holy f****n' hell! I want to see you read this. I want to see ever single word ripen inside your mouth and burst between your teeth as you spit out the center seeds. You're amazing. Combining rhythm, pieces of old commercials, old loves (you're never going to let Jimmi go, are you?") 21st century rappers, nursery rhymes, and f**k if you didn't even twist up If you Give A Cat A Cupcake (when your grandson gets old enough to read your poems I want o see his face when he reads thi, lol) and still make it fresh and own it! You're the poetic ripper of this century.



see, I have this habit

to inhabit

the male thing’s

bibbity

babitty

and boo!

I’m blue, it’s true

if I don’t find my way

in his bones, and through

the glitter

where the w***e knows how to teach a doll

to be a blowthrough stripper

a cabal on a rack with a helluva rack

ratatatta! Ooohed

they ahhhd

they bought the lips

the eyes

the gun, the lies

Jimmi in a pool of blood

Seleny on standby

rabbit headlights in the eyes

the show must go on

yakuza

and crimson


Posted 13 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

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enter your own competition ..I think you'll win it! Mavellous..what can I say..you are poetic royalty..

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

What a rap! I'd love to hear it sung... Dazzling fountain of verbal gymnastics...

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

a
slow hand
for the lady folks
after all
the okey-dolks
of declinin' rhymin'
reams of scenes
passing bod ease please
forsaken squeeze
for shakin' n' bakin'
my old(er) quakin'
long legged lady
makin' dream sheen
on my heart screen
again




Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Wohoo..Selene, hon....this is seriously immense! I am reeling! You always make my day..

"where the w***e knows how to teach a doll"........Epic line among many others!

You have an imagination I could immerse myself in and this is nothing short of surreal brilliance!

xx

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Here I was thinking Selenes done a movie write on Talladega nights.. how wrong was I ... Shake n Bake ...kewl movie.. okay now the write

A flow of the free twisting into the man bits as I watch Selene strut her stuffings on the pole :P

Shake n Bake

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Tags: poetry, seleneskye, memoire, tripsy temporal backflips, time slips, sweaty morning dew hips, unfairy tales from underland, books, author, 1978 Manhattan/East Village

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NoneOfYourBusiness akaKITTY KUTABAREakaCandyPole

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