Laser

Laser

 

Inside my eyes are blur and cloud

The laser peers and singes

And medically corrects

Astigmatism

 

 

 

The cows are overcome

By a bright red light.

A UFO shoots its laser

Across the field horizon.

 

In the cinema, a radiating laser

Launches across the audience

And all popcorn is

Vaporized.

 

A crooked cop hired a hooker.

He opens her legs and

Out comes a

Laser.

 

An evil being ascends from the nether region

And tricks a boy into thinking he’s a genie,

But reveals that his true purpose here

Is to fire his laser and kill us all.

 

A DVD player is opened in mid-play

And blinds everyone with its

Eye-wrenching laser.

 

A satellite reaches critical velocity

When the square root of its

Acceleration times gravity

Compares to that of its laser.

 

When one cannot open the lid of a jar,

It could mean that it had been sealed shut

With an assembly line’s laser

 

I can’t sleep.

The laser haunts my dreams.

 

Many innocent soldiers died in the war.

It was the will of the laser.