Goat Cheese Boat

children's rhyme

There once was a Swede,
Who carved him a boat.
It was out of the cheese,
That he milked from his goat.
The first one he failed,
So he made him a note.
Never use Swiss,
Because it won’t float!

 

Author's Note

I will assume if you didn't leave a comment it was because you were left speechless.

Reviews

[Stan Lee]

ha Ha HA! That's good! It won't float because holes. I like that twist! Took me two goes to get the rhythm but it was good. Thanks for sharing :)

[Michael G. Smith]

One of those things I was blessed to pop into my noggin. So glad I could give you a laugh. Thanks for stopping on by.

[Jessica Lima]

hahaha. This is quite awesome and funny!

[Michael G. Smith]

Thanks Jessica. I'm glad I could make laugh

[rutherford]

You don't see many iimericks these days. Showing your range.

[Michael G. Smith]

thank you, I try...

[Azure Montessa (Blue)]

Delightful read! You are one flexible writer, Mike. :x

[Michael G. Smith]

I exercise! Thanks.

[Keith]

Delightful entertainment Mike. Enjoyed that.

[MikeV]

Nice one! I love cheese, especially on pizza

[Michael G. Smith]

Thanks from one Mike to another.

[MikeV]

That's cool we both are Mikes and we both wrote a poem on cheese

[Michael G. Smith]

Cheesy Mikes.

[SyberRose]

This was a funny one...yes i like swiss cheese...my favorite...Rose

[Joyce S. Greene]

I'm grinning here, Mike. That guy must have had a few holes in his head,too! :)

[Michael G. Smith]

I didn't think of that, you may have something here.

[shallimarRose]

LMAO........... Now that is funny.. Swiss Cheese lolol

[Michael G. Smith]

😄😤😂😆😃😊😤😏😆😅

[Michael G. Smith]

its my stop animation laughing creature.

[Pryde Foltz]

Hahahahaha. A beautifully funny limerick. It's a classic.

[Michael G. Smith]

I try, I try, lol