DJ Pee Pants : Writing

F**k Walmart

F**k Walmart

A Chapter by DJ Pee Pants


Once there was a broke guy (like you, heh-heh.) He was so broke that he shopped for all of his furniture at secondhand thrift places like Goodwill, an..
The Most Comfortable Pillow In The World

The Most Comfortable Pillow In The World

A Chapter by DJ Pee Pants


Steve took his sexy pillow home to his house. It was noticeably no longer glowing as bright as the sun. It was glowing like a dim refrigerator light. ..
The Pillow That Ate A*s

The Pillow That Ate A*s

A Book by DJ Pee Pants


Sometimes things aren't what they seem. Sometimes it seems like your waitress is flirting when she's just being nice. But sometimes things are exactly..