Tania Mo : Writing

Bones and phones

Bones and phones

A Poem by Tania Mo


A soldeir big and strong With a musket a mile long What do you think he did When he found his wife in bed Doing something quite wrong? If gunp..
Dingy Dong

Dingy Dong

A Poem by Tania Mo


ZedongDon't touch mewith a prongInstead useyour schlongAnd discoverHow long myScalpel andHow strong.Mao my loveYou're a c(l)ockThat's dead asVan JongS..
How

How

A Poem by Tania Mo


A fat girl can get surgery to get thinBut what does a thin girl get?An idiot can claim he doesn't knowBut what can a clever man say?I hungry lion can ..
Online

Online

A Poem by Tania Mo


for online prick teasers
If only we knew....

If only we knew....

A Poem by Tania Mo


I frowned at them They glared at me I scowled at them They snarled at me My eyes widened Their eyes fell out of their sockets I screamed at ..
You stink

You stink

A Poem by Tania Mo


Life is stink
Life & Strife

Life & Strife

A Poem by Tania Mo


If you sit in the boat of life You must pick up the oars of strife To push the water. To move ahead Without strife there is no life
Evil Witch

Evil Witch

A Poem by Tania Mo


An evil woman has many heads multiple tongues Hundreds of eyes Her tentacles go deep She has no spine And her womb is a Devils lair Do not c..
A Crow

A Crow

A Poem by Tania Mo


She says look at me But I rather be blind She says listen to me I rather be deaf She says please love me I'd rather be dead Better no woman ..