Spam Jam : Writing

Hoover

Hoover

A Poem by Spam Jam


My Dyson! My Dyson! Oh man myDysonball!This hasn't lived up to my expectations at all!To me the greatest invention yet!The dust before; I'll never for..
You Big Fat Filthy W***e

You Big Fat Filthy W***e

A Poem by Spam Jam


The love I shared with you before,Has now fucked off, walked out the door.You cheated on me you filthy slag,Behind my back, having acheekyshag.The guy..
Don't Spread Aids

Don't Spread Aids

A Poem by Spam Jam


Theflaccid willy, wibble wobble,No alex no austin do not gobble gobble.My one inch warrior,Will never bother ya,If you leave it the f**k alone.Althoug..