One drink....This is pretty good stuff.Two drinks...Hey, you're pretty funny.Three drinks...Thou shalt not drunk text. No, seriously, don't do it!Four..
Taxi driver, I've known you forever.I knew you long before you were a taxi driver.Thought about asking you out all through high school,Never worked up..
It's not my fault.I only get angry because you don't do what I want.I'm trying to help you and this is the thanks I get?You must be PMSing.I don't kno..
The beginning..."I don't want to be married to you anymore.""Are you sure?""Yes, I'm sure.""Why?""I don't love you anymore.""But I love you!""That's u..