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i thought taking over the world was going to be a lot easier!!!

They now have vegetarian hot pockets for those of you that don't eat meat but would still like diarrhea

Peter its 7:00 and you still have your pants on...whats the occasion

you'll have super babies...so many babies...400 babies

Wednesday is no lynn Wednesday...is your name lynn? then stay the f**k home...b***h

Is that your underwear? part of it...wheres the rest of it? actually i don't wanna know

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

can i paint his yoohoo gold? its kinda my thing... how about no, you crazy Dutch b*****d

I'm sorry for how i acted like that before because i was on the verge of exploding in my pants

Sandiego...which in German means... a whales vagina...