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We have only one shotat this.Why are we wastingtime?If either, or both of usare lucky enoughto grow old and gray.Do we want to thinkof the other, and ..
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When I had that feverI saw spidersbig, hairy, unwholesomespidersthey were crawlingon walls and ceilingthey were repellingdown silky linesand checkingm..
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i was bornon the edge of midnighton the outskirtsof a junkyardunder a heat wavesouthern moonto a dead womanand aninvisible manand therewere no angels ..
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"Gotta get my scent on Bro...."(Right after D-bag removesaerosol Axe can fromgym bag,but right before he confusespit, pit, chest with pit, pit, facean..
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Me: .!.Her: (')Me: .!. .!. .!.Her: (') (') (') (')Me: 8====D---(')Her: OMG!Me: zzzzzzzNine months latershe gave birthto anIpad.The moralof the story?N..
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I was sick of cleaning my apartmentso I built a robot to help me,but I must have crossed some wiresbecause the robot would scream random phrasesin it'..
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Last nightI jerked offto the videowe madeyears ago.It was niceto reminisceeach and everysalty kiss.I recalledhow your bony assleft bruiseson either si..
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Driving through the Ozark MountainsI enter a dead zone I know will last30 miles. The last text she sent meread; "I can't do this anymore."F**k me! Can..
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The little boy watched his motheras she drank vodka from a papercup,and as she vomited into the papercup,and as she drank it again.The little boy watc..
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With blood flavored lubricantshe soaks her sex,and smileslike the devil."Man up and get your wings,"she says."You're my b***h,"she says.And so I am,fo..
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