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A bunch of morons puttering through space, trying not to die or kill each other. New, strange, alien crewmen gradually add over 10 seasons of cartoonish stupidity, adult humor, and pop-culture spoofs.

Episode 1: Desperation and Chupacab..

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First episode is always longer.

2: S**t Happens

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"Lawg Vlog number 2. I have been documenting my adventures for future generations of explorers in case some day I discover that I am not immortal. I mean, I might be, this is space so anything..

3: Delta Station

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“Awe man, you were right…this hot-tub is amazing. Totally worth the work.” said a very relaxed space-bunny, melting into the jets, like butter. “I told you, it&rsq..

4: The Duffy

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Uka shook her head in disbelief. “I can’t believe the universe provided.” She sighed as a nearly giddy Captain Lawg hastily steered his way through the debris field toward..

5: Rocket-launchers and Coctail sau..

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The Captain put on his slippers and turned off his police box alarm with his alarm hammer. He stretched and made himself a breakfast shake, raw egg, can of condensed milk creamer and 6 ounces ..

6: A Magical Place

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Duffy sat on the floor, almost literally rolling with laughter as Uka stood with a look of utter loss, emotionless and dead inside, and staring at something she could not comprehend or accept ..

7: Public Fupar

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A rather alarmed looking Captain stared at a viewscreen, or rather the lack of one. In the massive gaping hole where the front of the ship should have been was now a rather large gold and red wa..

8: Espionage and gay robots

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Captain Lawg sat at the bar, watching various women and observing them as they dismissed his glances and left. His mojo was on empty, and he wasn’t spotting any 8's or higher that seemed..

9: Decisions and Upgrades

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"I'm gonna kill him." Uka said stomping to the den. "The robot?" asked Lawg. "Yes, the damn robot." she barked. "I think technically you can't because he is artificial. He'd ha..

10: Asswarmers, Showtunes, Sex-addi..

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The airlock opened and into the ship stumbled an exhausted looking Marley and Captain Lawg, both dragging their feet and heading to the den to relax. Duffy approached and handed them a can of so..

11: The Nug-tastic Voyage

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The Captain donned his finest t-shirt and pants, strutted to the bridge as Uka followed with instructions. “Now remember, the Zaycron are very culturally oriented. If we make a go..

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