the Great Fly Chase

  Path of a dead fly.

Zen moment number one!

 

  Target? FLy, schhhtch, Over!

Fly Acquired, schhhtch, Over!

  Target fly? schhhtch, Over!

Fly is target, confirmed, schhhtch, Over!

 

  You gonna die fly!

 

Focus now! Focus, Focus, Focus!

Tight banking turn, hard left

         down fast right!

Barrel role, damn, sweeping right!

 

   Come on fly, is that all you got?

   Yuo gonna die tonight fly! Yeah Baby! OhYa!

 

S**t he bolted straight up!

Hard left, hard left, harc left again

Straight down, left, right, left, left

You cant Shake me Fly!

 

Im all over you like stink on s**t.

It's just you and me pest.

You pissed me off for the last time!

 

 Round and round in dizzying circles,

which way is up?

Almost out of countrol, ope, nope, I got it.

You're dead now, filthy insect!

 

  Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat!

THump, thwit, thump, thump, thump, thwit, thump!

 

SO Long Mr Fly, You Will Not Be Missed!

Tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat!

Thwit, Thump, Thwit, Thwit, Thwit, Thump, Thwit!

 

   Zen Moment, Number Two!

No bug dead fly, dead fly no bug!

Reviews

[brenda]

lol this reminds m fo my dad trying to kill a fly they are such sneky and go so fast me and my mom alwys call my dad when ter is a fly around
:) love the poem :)

[AndyJCash]

You really hate flies, maybe more so than me O.o I didn't think it was possible

[Ruth]

lol Only you could create a masterpiece about such a topic hon :) Perfectly surrounded in a quest and impact! Yay :) Hugs xx

[Ripple of Aqua]

Very many of you to concur a fly. I solute you!!

[Judy Ponceby]

Ha!! LOL :) Well done! :)

[Kenneth The Poet]

This made me chuckle. Good job on killing that fly.