Writer Wednesday #14: Genre Piece

On my blog, I am doing a new 'event' called Writer Wednesdays. I post a prompt and others(including me) write something based on that prompt.

            Grayson sat down and took the menu from the waitress.  As he was perusing the sandwich options, he could not help but overhear the conversation of the two older men next to him.  They were talking very loudly and Grayson assumed that one, if not both of them, was hard of hearing.

            “Ed, I tell ya, the breasts are the best!”

            “No no, Wilbur, I keep telling you, I am more of a leg man.”

            Grayson glanced over at them, trying not to stare, but thinking that this was a rather inappropriate conversation to be having in public, especially at that volume.

            “But the breasts have so much more… volume to them.”  Wilbur cupped his hand, shaking it at Ed.

            “That is not always true, if you get one with fantastic thighs, then you get just as much.”  Ed licked his lips.

            Grayson almost said something to them, but realized that would give away that he had been eavesdropping; not that it was hard, since they were practically yelling.

            “That may be so, but the rest of the leg is… not so good.  And the thigh still cannot measure up to a good breast.”

            “You’re bonkers.  Legs look better too.”  Ed insisted.

            “Have you gone blind in your old age?  When I see a good breast, I-”

            Grayson stood, setting his menu on the table.  He would not be able to enjoy his meal with two old perverts shouting behind him.  As he walked out the door of the restaurant, the waitress brought a large plate of fried chicken to the old men’s table.

Author's Note

I chose 'Comedy' for my prompt.