Elegy for a FriendA Poem by Samuel BrownDo not mistake me for a catholic, old friend. I do not truly believe your soul to be hiding underneath the couch or behind the fridge in heaven or hell, but the thought of you pounding your fist on the door to Satan’s home, and telling him that you gotta few things on your mind, brings a wide grin to my face. Satan will ask if you have been drinking. You will lie to him slurring your words. You will tell him to man up, between dry heaves, and demand that he fights you. Satan’s wife will nervously call from the bedroom, asking if she should phone the police. You’ll yell at her while lighting a cigarette in the house. He will tell you that it's time to get out. You’ll leave while mumbling something About how Satan controls the white house, take a piss on his front lawn, and then head back to the bar to grab another drink with all the other demons. © 2014 Samuel Brown |
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