Descriptions

Well here I am, obligated to know more about myself I have asked a simple thing from a friend.  I asked that he describe me by what he knows.  Instead he cons me into writing about him (in order for him to write about me)!  I have absolutely no idea how I will finish this there is no planning, just sit down and let the words flow form my mind.

As from the movie 'Never Been Kissed', 'Josie Geller' (Drew Barrymore) writes, "I was once told that to write well you have to write what you know, this is what I know..."

So this is what i know about him.
A) He is dreadfully and insanely in love with a girl
B) He is the most thoughtful person I have ever met
C) He is making me write this

I suppose I could break this down into three regular categories, as he once did. 
A) Physical
B) Religious
C) Emotional
But that just is not my style.  If I was to write physical stuff i would sound vain and shallow.  If I wrote religious I would put one simple word, Catholic, and if I was to write emotional?  Well I don't know what he feels only HE can write about that.  Instead I will use the former A, B, and C.

A) He is dreadfully and insanely in love with a girl.  Yeah I know what your thinking, 'Psshh!  Teenagers and their lust, infatuations, crushes, and hormones!  They don't know the meaning of love!' but i would not say the word love unless I believed he truly loves with her.  Now here's the twist, oh yes, there is a twist. Love stories are not that simple!  No happily ever afters yet!  Bibbiddybobbiddyboo tricks are not working quite yet!  The twist, isn't it obvious?  She does not quite return love, passion, or infatuation.  As nice as he is to her and as mean as her boyfriend is to her you would thin he would win he over with a snap of his fingers.  He is like a loyal all too willing puppy, bidding to her every whim (usually  a shoulder to cry on), only hurting himself more.  That's another thing, he is very selfless.  Now I could go on and on aobut this out of reach love but he also has to write a profile of me just as long so I will save him the writers cramp I would otherwise inflict.

B) He is the most thoughtful person I've ever met.  I swear he has a gift for listening and an undeminishing amount of patience for annoying 14-year-old girls, like myself.  If I say, "Guess what." he replies, "What?"  There is a glitch here though, HE never says, "Guess what", and I never have the oppurtunity to ask, "What?"  He is constantly brewing about his love's abusive boyfriend and moaning about the pain of breaking someone's heart.  Well honestly telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me GOD.  He at least has a heart to break and I know that it a terrible thing to say but at least he is loved, even if it's not to his preference.  He should be happy to have at least found the girl he was looking for.  If she won't take him... well at least he knows what he wants.  Some people go all there life without feeling the warm, glowing and cozy feeling of love.  It's like the saying, "If you are never really sad, then you will never really be happy." 

C) He is making me write this (after he promised that he would write about me).I don't now why... he already knows his problem.  He loves someon who doesn't return it exactly.  That's the only real big fault I can think of.  Oh and why would I want him to write about me?  Well, I know I'm a jerk and I wish to better myself.  I want to learn my faults and try to stop them from further developement.  So I then will hopefully just have minor faults, but even a perfect person has a fault.  They are perfect.  Humans are not perfect.  It's not possible, a perfect person is an oxy-moron, just as much as 'the fat anerexic girl' is. 

After he reads this I don't know what he'll think, he might get mad at me, but those facts are the brutal truth (from my point of veiw anyway).  I didn't hold anything back, I didn't try to spare his feelings, I also wrote this at midnight last night.  So whatever happens, whatever his reaction is, remember, I wrote this when I was half asleep.