Oh Minnesota

Minnesota has long winters, and I hate winter

It snows in January, February and April too

 Oh Minnesota how I really hate you

I thought it was Spring you bipolar state

 You really know how to make a person irate

I wish I would have been born someplace warm

So that I didn’t have to worry about your spontaneous snow storms

 

There is shoveling, racking, and mowing too

Oh Minnesota how I really hate you

I don’t understand your devilish ways

And I hate how nice weather never stays

You cause more distress than the civil war

And you can also be a very big bore

 

We wear flannels, boots, and rain gear too

Oh Minnesota how I really hate you

You make us fill our closets with too much variety

Even though that isn’t exactly normal society

Why don’t you try being tolerable for a change

And stop making life a living hell on the range