Dumb Song

Dumb Song

A by Sarah

Sex is bad

It made my boyfriend a dad

Although it was fun

Now i got a bun (In the oven)

 

He is in jail

Because the trojan failed

I thought all the spermies died

When i found out i cried

(somethings growing on my insides)

 

Chorus: Prom night dumpster baby

It is his baby...maybe

Why'd i let him lay me.

© 2009 Sarah


Author's Note

Sarah
this was this really gay song my friend and i wrote one night cuz we were really really bored. This is not based on a true story.

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Wow, it had an important message to it. I loved how it ryhmed too.
Great job :]

Posted 15 Years Ago


spelling errors! gag! but your lying lol jk

Posted 15 Years Ago


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Oo This should probably be rated mature... xD

Either way, this rhymed well. xD

Posted 15 Years Ago


That's fing funny!

Posted 15 Years Ago


Hilarity insues.

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Added on October 30, 2009
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My name is Sarah and i'm 17 and i'm a senior in high school. I like to eat parmesean cheese straight out of the bottle and eat ice cream at 8 am. My favorite color is purple and i'm in love with ozzy .. more..

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