ABC Poem of TFIOS

I love TFIOS... this is mostly a funny, kinda dumb poem, but oh well. :)

A is for An Imperial Affliction, Hazel's safe harbor.
B is for basketball, misinterpretations.
C is for cigarette, don't give it the power.
D is for death, the constant reminder.
E is for eulogy, Gus's wasn't read first.
F is for fear, that of oblivion.
G is for Gus, Hazel's metaphorically inclined lover.
H is for Hazel, the apple of Gus's eye.
I is for infinity, the love of Hazel and Gus.
J is for Julie, Gus's sister.
K is for Kaitlyn, Hazel's friend.
L is for love, expressed from all.
M is for metaphors, this book is filled with them.
N is for Natalie Portman, Hazel's doppelgänger.
O is for Okay, the best word there is.
P is for Patrick, an inspiration.
Q is for quintessence, this book is perfection.
R is for real, the book seems so.
S is for support group, the literal heart of Jesus.
T is for TFIOS, boom, perfection.
U is for underage drinking, champagne for all!
V is for Van Houtan, the quiet sufferer.
W is for why did Gus have to die?!?! LIFE IS UNFAIR!!!!!!! I WANT TO STRANGLE AND HUG JOHN GREEN SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Yay for psedoineuraulistic instability!
X is for WHO CARES? GUS FREAKING DIES!!!
Y is for the people who question my mental state.
Z is for zoos, I don't like zoos.