Weird Christmas

This is just what came from a writing prompt this morning

He had thought everything he heard a some hours ago was horse s**t. He had heard of the three ghosts and what they were supposed to do. Truth be told he was over the holidays and this life too. What on Earth could they show him that he cared to see or change for. Plus he always thought the story was bullcrap anyway, meaning that Scrooge only changed for those few days and nothing more, After all that's all the program shows us. 

As he was climbing in bed he heard all this racket and weird noises. Pausing for a second to listen he thought surely he was losing his mind and climbed in bed. As he drifted off to sleep he thought he heard heard someone talking, but he also thought he heard an animal. Which wasn't possible considering he had none of those. 

What seemed like forever in reality was only a few minutes from when he drifted off to sleep he  woke up to being shoved and the blankets being pulled off his body. "What the hell is going on here?" he looked as he screamed and thought he was losing his mind. There before him was the biggest goat he had ever seen, wearing glasses and dressed in a Christmas sweater and to top it off it was speaking to him!

"I am the ghost of Christmas past and I am here to take you on a journey.."

"Stop stop" he shouted....You're not a ghost at all well I guess you could be a ghost but I thought I was supposed to get an actual ghost not a goat..." he stared at him long and hard.."Are you serious I get the goat of Christmas past..."