if I had an ISBN, i'd be verified

if only all my words

had an ISBN number assigned to them,

that and a copyright date

and a three inch space -

on a shelf in the

Library of Congress - then 

i would believe them.

i hear, something like 60 or

65% of statistics are made up.

am i a confirmed fount of

knowledge yet?

if only my words had an 

ISBN number, a copyright

date, and a bar code -

then i'd be verified,

egotistically validated,

and cited in a term paper