Everyday Celebrities

Not really a poem but not a story either--no classification works for this -- maybe blurb or scrap.

Everyday Celebrities

Mick Jagger is out riding his lawn mower early in the morning.  His friend Keith Richards is mixing Margaritas at your hometown Applebees.

Anne Hathaway is shopping for dog food and paper towels at the Wal-Mart.

Le Bron James enrolled in his introduction to business accounting at the local community college.

Tina Fey offers you the car and homeowners policy from her State Farm insurance office at the strip mall.

Alec Baldwin is just getting off his shift as a hospital orderly.

Beyonce is the Barrista at drive up window at the Starbucks near your favorite mall.

George Clooney is driving the road grader with the highway crew filling in potholes.