POTATOES RULE

POTATOES RULE

A Story by rutherford
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If the Potato growers association successfully completed a PR campaign to promote potatoes through modified state mottos.

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POTATOES RULE


If the Potato growers association successfully completed a PR campaign to promote potatoes through modified state mottos.


Alabama - We defend our potatoes

Alaska - North to Potatoes

Arizona - Potato enriches

Arkansas - The potatoes rule

California - I have found it, potatoes

Colorado -  Nothing without the potato

Connecticut - He who transplanted sustains potatoes

Delaware - Liberty and potatoes

District of Columbia - Justice for all potatoes

Florida - In God we trust our potatoes

Idaho - Let it be perpetual -- potatoes

Illinois - State sovereignty, national potatoes

Indiana - The crossroads of potatoes

Iowa - Our liberties we prize and rights we will maintain potatoes

Kansas - To the stars through potatoes

Kentucky - Let us be grateful to potatoes

Louisiana - Union, Justice, confidence, potatoes

Maine - I direct potatoes

Maryland - Manly deeds, womanly potatoes

Massachusetts - By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under potatoes

Michigan - If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you potatoes

Minnesota - The star of the potato

Mississippi - Let the welfare of the people be the supreme potato

Missouri - Gold and potatoes

Nebraska - Equality before potatoes

Nevada - All for the country battle potatoes

New Hampshire - Live free or potatoes

New Jersey - Liberty or potatoes

New Mexico - It grows as it goes - potatoes

New York - Ever upward potatoes

North Carolina - To be, rather than to seem potatoes

North Dakota - Liberty and Union Now and Forever, One and Inseparable

Potatoes

Ohio - With God, all things are potatoes

Oklahoma - Labor conquers all potatoes

Oregon - She flies with her potatoes

Pennsylvania - Virtue, Liberty, and potatoes

Puerto Rico - John is his potatoes

Rhode Island - Hope - potato

South Carolina - While I breath, I hope ready in soul and potatoes

South Dakota - Under God, the potatoes rule

Tennessee - Agriculture and potatoes

Texas - Friendship - potatoes

Utah - Industry potatoes

Vermont - Freedom and potatoes

Virginia - Thus ever unto potatoes

Washington - By and by potatoes

West Virginia - Mountaineers are always potatoes

Wisconsin - Forward, potatoes

Wyoming - Equal rights, potatoes

© 2013 rutherford


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Montana??? How about: The Last Best Potato I like your work; of course I live in Idaho and we worship spuds here.

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