Not So Serious

A limerick.

Dude I want some lettuce.

I think I have a fetish.

P-B-&-J

All the f*****g way.

I’m not a neurosurgeon,

I can’t even tell the gender differences in some persons.

Some chicks have dicks.

… Yup.

Weird.

But hey, I got love for queers.

They added like 4 new letters to LGBT.

When I first saw the acronym it astounded me.

I thought it meant “Lets get burger town.”

You know, that old place that looks shut-down.

You should read this in a country accent.

Nothing f*****g rhymes with accent.

It’s like 1:38.

I just yawned.

Wouldn’t it be cool if you ran over a fawn?

Isn’t that like some type of turtle?

Can I rhyme turtle with purple?

I’m not high.

I swear.

I’d rather die.

Or fight a bear.

And win.