Moody b***h

Along with my lighthearted, bubbly, and frankly all around contagious personality, comes a dark side that my brother refers to as being an MB (aka Moody B***h).

We all have our days when we feel like the whole world is against us for NO reason at all, and well drama, drama, drama.

During one of these ‘episodes’ I decided to dig deep and well, take advantage of my mood by coming up with a new blog idea. Enjoy!

Here are some of the thoughts you have when you’re in a bad mood:

• Honestly am I able to face this day?
• I couldn’t give a s**t what I wear today; it’s all going to look horrible anyway.
• Could the car in front of me BE any slower?! (Think Chandler, from FRIENDS)
• NONE of the radio stations are playing ANY effing songs, STOP TALKING ALREADY!
• And, of course I’m late for work.
• Anytime now elevator. Oh Lord, someone is approaching, please don’t speak to me.
• I will not take the stairs.
• There was definitely a snarky tone to that ‘good morning’, Lizzy, I’m on to you.
• I’m just going to lay low, and do my work today, without any distractions.
• Seriously, is that girl’s voice abnormally high, or is it just me?
• How many times could a phone possibly ring?
• I need wine.
• I need to change my message tone; if another Whatsapp comes through I’m going to break my phone!
• I’m going to have a giant burger and chips for lunch, maybe that’ll make me, feel better.
• I’m so fat.
• “I’ll have an extra order of fries with that, thanks!”
• I need wine.
• Am I excited that work is done? Whatever, I don’t care.
• Back in the car and still no songs playing on the radio. Shocker.
• A song comes on, of course it is so morbidly depressing that I would rather turn the radio off, and wallow in my moodiness.
• I’m not letting this car in, I will not, over my dead body…
• “No really, squeeze on in with your big 4X4, you stupid…”
• Home at last, thank you, Lord.
• I am literally going to dive into my bed head first and drown under my covers.
• I’m freaking starving.
• I need wine.
• Let me just order a pizza.
• But I had a burger for lunch…
• Oh well whatever, I’m moody, I’m allowed to eat myself into a coma (until the next moody outburst).
• Pizza. in. my. face.
• I’m so fat.
• I need wine.
• Arg! Wine headache!
• I give up.
• Good night, you filthy animals.